Voicemail

[mustbeawitch]

Is this how it--oh, I think it's--Yes, hello, you have reached the "voice mail box" of Miss Lydia Bennet. Please leave your particulars and I shall return your call just as soon as I have finished figuring out how this thing works. Thank you.

Comments

[moreofaponchoguy]

[From here!]

"I do consider myself to be romantic, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I wish I could say I haven't heard about anyone's... bits today, but that hasn't been the case. I assume it's not the same for you?"

[mustbeawitch]

(And it went here and here!)