Lydia Bennet

The place being run by charming elephants would have been an improvement, although probably they would have needed a larger building. Perhaps they could be miniature elephants, which would account for why they were so charming.

"I certainly hope so! I must confess no familiarity with the nation of Laos, although some of the items on the menu look somewhat familiar." Let's hear it for regional similarities. "And yourself, sir?"