"The vampires on Innistrad are nothing like the vampires where I'm from. And while they didn't drink tea often, they still had teatime. Being a vampire is no reason to become uncivilized."

DID YOU HEAR THAT, BARON SENGIR???

"They also throw the best parties. Though, ah, perhaps you would enjoy them less." Aristocrats had plenty of time to turn debauched and hedonistic in general, and that was before living for six thousand years.